Slagland

Hey Slag, 

Are you craving a slutrageous new night where slutshamers can get f*cked and slags rule?

Welcome to Slagland! 

A velvet draped playground for cumguzzling filth and baked-bean flavoured silliness. A femme-first queer space with safeguarding at its heart.

Strap on your strap on, lace up your latex and prepare to drip to the feral beats of Fagalicious, DJ BJ, Tensor, they/them/dance/b!tch and Super Massive Glory Hole. 

Let’s! get! Slaggy!

£8 adv 

£10 otd

FAQs:

What does it mean to be a slag?

It’s freeing, liberating and hilarious. You don’t need to have lots of sex. It’s about what’s in your heart.

Dress code??? 

Trashy/ gaudy/ pink/ slaggy! Whatever makes u feel hot, sexy and ready to dance.

Who can come? 

We’re a femme-first queer party but all slags are welcome. Think about why you’re coming and be conscious of the space you’re in.

What’s the tunes?

Queer electronic slagthems! 

Techno, garage, DnB, classic queer bangers… An eclectic hot mix to get you whores on the dance floor.

Is it a play party?

We aren’t a play/ sex party – but expect playfulness and sexiness!! We’re here to boogie and get hot. What happens after is ur business, boo. 

Line-up

they/them/dance/b!tch (DJ)

pronouns: they/them

Insta: @theythemdancebitch

Bio:

From the slaggy highlands of north north london (Watford), @theythemdancebitch brings you smutty beats, glittery tunes and deepthroat bangers. Can you take it? Probably. You slag.

DJ BJ (DJ)

Pronouns: he/him

Insta: @_djbjdjbj 

Bio:

A slutty lil simp who needs to be loved and loves your validation. DJ BJ creates sounds that are as smooth as silk and as dirty as a back alley.

Fagalicious (DJ)

pronouns: He/Him

Insta: @fagalicious1

Bio:

Camp, slaggy and dancey with a mix of techno, rnb, pop and everything in between. @Fagalicious1 serves it up fast, furious and fabulous 💋

Madame Slag (Bella) (MC/ hostess)

Pronouns: she/her

Bio:

Bella doesn’t have instagram. But she is a huge slag with a big mouth. Expect to see her hostess-ing with the mostest and dancing her tits off (and with her tits out) all night long. She will guide you on your maiden voyage through the delicious world of Slagland. Buckle up bitches!

Shy Slag (Chenai) – Hostess
Pronouns she/her
Insta: @chenaijayxo

Bio:
A true Virg-hoe, Chenai is here to take you through an unforgettable journey of liberation, pleasure and unforgettable self-expression… whilst turning a look of course 😉

Supermassive Glory Hole (DJ)

Pronouns: he/they

Insta: @joey_wowie

Bio:

What’s that sound? Has your dad got the DJ controller out again? Nope, it’s just the limp-wristed, dick-thumping beats of Supermassive Glory Hole. Think camp-as-tits pop meets your mum in a 90s Ibiza gay bar. And your mum’s a massive slag.

Tenswhore (DJ)

Pronouns: he/him

Insta: @john_tensor

Bio:

This multigenre dj has been around the block and loves sultry slow jams, furious hard pounding… beats, and everything in between! Expect a very healthy serving of early 2000s RnB and we’ll see where we go from there…it’s all good as long as it makes you feel HOT!

Organised by @slag.land. Please DM us or email slags@slagland.com if you have any questions.

Listen up! This event is not run, associated or hosted by Haloko, for full up to date details about this event visit the official event page.